Eggplant Terrorism

(photographed on kitchen grill Tuesday AM in En Gedi, Israel)

We are Eggplant.

We will continue to hold the bearded American hostage, interrupting his wireless connectivty with frustrating regularity, giving him limited access only today in his hotel in Petra, and even then, bouncing him off every five minutes, while greatly restricting his web access including ability to view his VERY OWN blog!!!! (Only allowing him to write and hope it gets posted before we cut him periodically off with an "Internet Explorer Has Encountered a Problem" box, and sending him screaming off through the lobby, forcing him to start all over again. Hey, we even forced him to do five attempts to get our picture attached to this particular blog. HAHAHAHA!) We will keep up the technological terrorism until he either quits denigrating us and our presence....or until he gets to Amman, Jordan tomorrow, where he may or may not have better luck (But who knows....we can follow people ANYWHERE to wreak havoc.)

We are Eggplant.